simple/spontaneous vs elaborate/planned?

[cottonwedgies]

Personally, I think regular wedgies are so underrated. I've never actually done any super creative wedgies, but I've never really had much of a desire to either. I love the idea of spontaneous wedgies from strangers or acquaintances or the sensation of someone telling you to get in position and basking in the anticipation of knowing they're about to grab your waistband and give a good ol' fashioned yank.

I love the grocery store idea you mentioned.